FROM THE BAR
GRAND FINAL WEEK OBSERVATIONS by CHAIRMAN GOO
Congratulation to Jacob Whetton & Ian Burcher for being the joint winners of the Olympians Medals. Your names now join the panoply of stars of previous winners although Chairman Goo’s absence is a glaring omission. Being picked as the least worst players in the competition by umpires (and how “right” they get things) is a great achievement. Although being bitter, twisted & jealous, Chairman Goo salutes you.
Being a team player Chairman Goo never sought nor received any personal awards unless, of course, cards count. Chairman Goo was prepared to sacrifice his game and an opposition player for the good of his team, although not, necessarily, for the good of the game. As one umpire was heard to remark Chairman Goo came into contact with the opposition far more often than he does the ball.
To help with their finances HWA intends to cynically cash in on Chairman Goo’s overwhelming popularity and release a range of unique Chairman Goo Branded products. Below is the initial range so vote for your favourite. As they say in the NSW ALP Right “Vote now and Vote Often!”
THE WEEK IN REVIEW- What a great week!
UWA out in straight sets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EAGLES LOSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GRAND FINAL PREDICTION
The Road Runner to go through the WASP Empire faster than Campbell Newman through the Queensland Public Service and the winners to be:-
(After all you have to lose one to win one)
HWA Comment: - We are pleased to advise that Chairman Goo will be available at the Grand Final to meet with his fans. Chairman Goo is easily recognisable by his ample girth, bald pate, large nose that looks a large slice of Danish Blue Vein Cheese and can be seen sitting in a pile of his own drool.